Hey Thinkers,
Welcome to my hilarious blog. Here you will meet a bunch of crazy folks that live inside my head. Mostly hateful, nasty critters, but they do make a decent point here and there.
I have one major rule (followed by an ever-expanding pantheon of minor ones): NO PERSONAL ATTACKS.
Think, disagree, argue. Don't be an asshole. My characters will take care of that. Cuss all you want but speak coherently and please proofread your comments.
These things will help you not only look smarter but help you to be taken seriously.
I welcome everyone to choose a side and rebut, refute, bandy, and bicker. Have fun with it.
Enjoy the show.


Facebook Group

Here I have reprinted some of the Facebook group content. Enjoy. Comment often.

Langhorne’s Rogues Gallery
ENEMY #5: Celery

Celery sucks. No, it does. I know. I know. I’ve heard it a hundred times, “but celery doesn’t taste like anything”. Fuck you. It would if you hated it. In fact, every food you ate that contained celery would taste like nothing else. That foul bitter tang. It makes me want to cry to the heavens, “Oh sweet protecting Lord, you gave us a perfectly good spoon and we ate it. I apologize for our folly and I will do all in my power to make things right again.” Or some such nonsense.

Langhorne’s Daily Pearls 12/7/12 thru 12/12/12

The way I see it; men should have dicks, women should have pussies, and everyone should have balls. -LJT

Originality is a derivative concept. -LJT

In adversity’s eye, spit. -LJT

I’m not doing love right now. I’m having a hard enough time just doing. -LJT

When you say, “woke up”, it depends on what you mean by woke up. -LJT

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